Flaunt It Kit

DailyCandy: Alarm clock goes off. You throw on clothes. Check watch. Gobble toast. Check watch. Down coffee. Grab bag. Leave house. Check watch. Sprint for bus. Check watch. Miss bus.
Sometimes it’s just plain old hard to keep up.
But with a Peekaboo Dance Pole, you can keep it up for as long as you want. Erect or dismantle this rod and writhe upon it at your own discretion; the sturdy steel pole has three extendable spring-loaded sections to accommodate most ceiling heights.
And though fancy G-string and body oil are not included, you do get a DVD and a book of pole dancing moves for those who really want to impress. Plus, the makers of the set guarantee that this pole goes up and down in less than a minute.
Up, Up, and Away [DailyCandy]