Laundry Rug for Lazy Bums

Iconoculture: If you can’t fight the sloth, embrace it. Making up for – not necessarily fixing – our bad habits gives lazy homeowners a fun Ready, Set, Go! kick.
Wahoo! There’s an easy cleanup cure for dirty undies and socks littering the floor. Laundry Rug turns a lazy schlub’s messy habit into a carefree lifestyle choice. And unlike the Undy Rug, this form also has a function. Pile the clothes on the rug and – bingo – the rug transforms into a shoulder-carry laundry bag. Wrap ’em, bag ’em, and haul ’em to the laundromat. No more feeling hampered by a hamper.
The rug’s U.K. distributor embraces the art of sloth. “After wearing, clothes are chucked on the stylish Laundry Rug, where they will stay until wash-day comes around … It’s a bedroom must-have for lazy people everywhere!” (Addject.com 7.05). Proper Brits, indeed!
Making up for – not necessarily fixing – bad habits puts a positive spin on mortal shortcomings. Laundry Rug is a slob’s stinky dream come true. No one’s perfect. But that’s OK. Just be sure to run the extra rinse cycle.
Hampered No More [Iconoculture]